[one_third_first]The Zaphrian Long Snout is a creature that lives deep in the swampy forests (or forested swamps) far from modern civilization. They're endangered, not due to encroachment of their habitat, but to their bizarre mating rituals that go on for months at a time and are plagued with existential doubt and timidity.
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